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1.
Head up my Ass 02:06
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Got my head up my ass up my throat to my teeth Stuck in a cycle like my life is on repeat Peer out my brown eye so I can still see Everyone looks like shit to me Got my head up my ass up my throat to my ears Keep bumping my nose on two fuzzy spheres Drown myself in old, warm beer So much shit on my brain that I can’t hear I need a place where I can fit in Piece of shit me and my piece of shit friends Too much time in a day to pass So I got my head up my fuckin’ ass Got my head up my ass and it’s starting to stink Got my head up my ass and I can’t breathe Got my head up my ass up my throat to my eyes Feel my gut turning counter-clockwise There in the toilet lay my half-digested fries But the finger in the asshole kinda felt nice When your head’s up your ass, you’re gonna eat some shit It’s gonna be a lot - not just a little bit No good place for you to spit Not a goddamn thing you can do about it I need a place where I can fit in Piece of shit me and my piece of shit friends Too much time in a day to pass So I got my head up my fuckin’ ass
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Whore Party 02:01
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Fifty bucks to bust a nut All this fun and nothing’s free Scrotal play at the blowjob buffet Fun for you and fun for me Get your dick licked at the chick picnic Live it up like a VIP You never know what you’ll see Whore party! Nothing’s free! Whore party! Forgot my condom but it ain’t my problem All this fun and nothing’s free Slip and slide on used KY Fun for you and fun for me Make it rain ass crack cocaine Live it up like a VIP Nothing’s free but the STDs Whore party!
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Corporate 02:22
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I work for corporate, so I suck dick Five days a week - can’t get enough of it I work for corporate, so I eat shit 8 hours a day, but I can’t quit I work for corporate, so I’m their bitch Whip my ass till I submit I work for corporate - those white-collar pricks But I need this job just to pay my rent Six AM always feels the same Windsor knot like a ball and chain Might as well be orange but my suit’s jet black Pinstripe pants - no numbers on my back Watch my 20’s circle down the drain This 8x8 cell is inhumane One more day reflecting on my screen I need 40 hours - I’m at 17 I work for corporate - bunch of fucking sadists I scratch their backs, but I still have an itch I work for corporate - I’m a masochist I’m their punching bag - I take their fists I work for corporate - all the ass I kiss They never give back, but I can’t resist I work for corporate - I’m a pacifist I get pushed around just to coexist Six AM always feels the same Windsor knot like a ball and chain Might as well be orange but my suit’s jet black Pinstripe pants - no numbers on my back Watch my 20’s circle down the drain This 8x8 cell is inhumane One more day reflecting on my screen I need 40 hours - I’m at 17 Fuck me! The joke is on me! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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Yuck it up you Fucking Schmuck 01:40
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Loud mouth fucker pounding Jager bombs Hogging the jukebox playing alt rock songs Tribal tattoos with his dumb gauged ears Probably hasn’t been laid in years Sit in the back all alone So nobody else knows I’m stoned Drinking craft beer with a shaggy beard To most social norms I don’t adhere You’re the king of the party - you’re the tits Soak it in, can’t get enough of it You’re laughing so hard you’re gonna choke All ‘cause you told a stupid joke Another round of shots for your stuck-up friends Copy and paste of all your weekends Drunk drive home in your Mercedes Benz For some of us, the party never ends We may never see eye to eye You’re a douchebag, I’m a regular guy I may not be cool, but I’m self-aware Fuck you! I don’t care! Yuck it up, you fucking schmuck! Cram it up your ass ‘cause I don’t care

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released September 28, 2016

Guttercunt is Travis T. and Rob R.

All songs written and performed by Guttercunt.
Recorded in 2016 at The Sweatbox
© 2016 Bayou City Records
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Guttercunt Houston, Texas

DIY Punk/Doom Metal band from Houston, TX

Some bright green in a grey world.

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